Yeah, we got kicked out of Limp Bizkit...yeah, who's laughin' now?? huh??

We're just kinda the awkward guys who play music.

Good evening boys and girls, welcome to the nutcracker. This is Rob Tim, i will crack your nuts. today im going to teach u a little lesson about life, the rob tim way

Joel is a strange kid...he grew up in a weird place.

I wanted to do something different. it started out just as a bleached spot and I wanted some color. Why not pink?

One egg, one sperm, two babies.

Keep representin' GC, cuz you know we're representin' you!

Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone.

We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is supposed to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey.

I got all the hoes!

I was in a boyband myself...

Joel, your gloves SUCK!

That's funny, we were just talking about sex!

That performance really moved me...I gotta go now.

Yeah, of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! no wait...its the other way around..

Stop watching them making out!

I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out.

Hey guys. I have some bad news for you...we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Our bad.

I'm agoraphobic...I just want someone to love me.

This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him. And she said no and then she said "This isn't Joel, is it?" and I said, "No its Benj!"

I sell out everyday. I say give me 5 bucks and I'll give you a kiss.

Yea on our first day off we went to Disney for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like, 'come on guys we have to hurry to space mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom I swear I heard him singing when you wish upon a star.

(If he wasnt in the band) I'd be in jail.

I can disappear..watch! *gets up out of his seat and leaves*

I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And then I wet my pants...but they fell off...so I couldn't wet them...so it must have been the kid standing next to me.

Now form a circle pit! *stops playing* I said, NOW FORM A CIRCLE PIT!!!

I'm gonna go...walk...into traffic.

Some of these kids don't really know where we're coming from. We were the losers in school that got our asses kicked for wearing the same shirt everyday. For us to forget that past would mean that we haven't learned anything. Besides, it can be taken away so quickly, you really do have to stay level-headed.

We grew up so fucking poor. We were slums, hoodlums, troublemakers. It really gives you a bad look on life. I hated everything. Then one day I had an epiphany and realized that you can go around in a bad mood all of the time, but it won't do any good. If you pull the positive points out of something, you will enjoy life a lot more.

(During Seasons) This is the makeout song. Although you should ask the person first, cause I've had some troubles with that before.

Come on everyone, put your hands in the air and sway back and forth. Let's get a big Hippie 'We are the world' thing goin on!

Me? Fail English? Thats UNPOSSIBLE!!

They used to call him Joely Moley.

Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?

(Imitating Joel)Christina Aguilera tried to make out with me..And I shut her down!

(About the bengay incident) I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said "You guys leave me alone!"

Life is Benji...the rest is just details...Benji is life!

Look! There's JOEL! There's...the other one!

Good Charlotte's for the kids!

We like to go to shoppingmalls and harrass people.

Whats my official statement? My official statement is...that I've been wearing the same underwear for the the past four days!

(About fighting with Joel)When we fight, it's not about things you think we'd fight about, like music. Its about like, I'll wear Joel's socks and he'll be like, "Dude...dude...I told you not to wear my socks, dude...You know I like my socks...Benji..Dude, oh are those my boxers too? Dude ooh..Ohh do you have to go there? Dude...dude!" And then we're, like, in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?'"I don't care..are those my boxers? DUDE!"

I'm dirty.

I used to work at target as a stock boy, but I got fired for falling asleep and drooling all over everything.

They symbolize that I can do what I want. They ensure that I will never work a regular job. (on his tattoos and piercings)

I'm learning Italian right now. 'Gratzi.'

It's a weird story actually. We were all going to your mom's house. We all got there at the same time and met on the porch. (on how the band met)

Getting beat. (on his best childhood memory)

You know who else likes making out? Sum 41. I know from first-hand experience...or, my friend does....

State your position!

Uh, my names Benji. I grew up in Waldorf, Single white male. Enjoys long walks on the beach In search of someone sensitive and caring for conversation, friendship, possible serious relationship, coffee or a good book.
Benji: When I meet girls I like, I throw up on them

(Will from Fenix TX runs by yanks off Benjis Beanie an says AHHH hes got a Mowhawk)
Benji: Thats Will from Fenix TX..Hes an A-Hole! BYE WILL!

They call me Benj, they call him Joel.

This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MxPx. Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MxPx invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long.

My ass smells like Joel.

(Benji mocking Joel) This is Joel at the mall..."Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Little Things?' Yo, that's about me, girl...Awww yeah..."

Joel wants to be an actor

Steve Feinberg took the little GC seed and maximized it... Steve was the pit bull we needed. He's more than our manager.

Because I care, because I love you. Because it's a must. Because, BECAUSE YOU NEED CLEAN SOCKS!* benji to joel :)

Mother says I need to try to look more respectable.

Joel's in touch with his feminine side

Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!

Do you guys say wanker?

You know, if one kid bought a record for every one kid that said I suck..that'd be a lot of platinum records, man!

It's a lot of fun, the Internet. I think it's gonna be big.

And me and Joel were thinking that we should change our band to be rap medal so we could be rich too. I'd buy 6 cars.

*reading a post* P.S. Benji is a better host than Joel.

I knew that all this would happen. From the day we started the band I knew--not in a cocky way, but it was just a feeling. A very comforting feeling. So it was exciting when it happened and it was, like, amazing, and it was really crazy, but it wasn't unexpected.

My mom's the strongest lady that I know.

No, I didnt watch it (Sesame Street). I watched Mr. Rogers though. That guy is creepy.

Do you get along with the other band members?
Benji: Not at all. Theyre all assholes. As soon as I find some other guys to replace them with, theyre out. Nah, were all friends. We all get along. Joel and I are best friends.

"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel.

"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with Joel.

Sometimes it doesn't feel real,then I realize that it is, like when I'm walking home from the studio to the subway at night and I realize that we're in New York making a record. We've been doing this for four years, and there were all those times when we were crammed into a car, driving three hours home from a gig and we hadn't even made enough money to pay for gas. It's thinking of those times that it really hits you. We daydreamed all this stuffand now it's all happening.

We had our first band practice maybe two weeks after I started playing guitar. I knew three chords: D, G and A! I became fascinated with all of the late-Seventies punks. There was something about those old recordings, those seven-inch singles...There's no music that sounds like that today because of the raw quality.